So I mean yeah

Things I did today in no particular order:
Steven sits by ideally staring blankly at his facebook. Why hasn’t anyone liked my status yet?
Steven’s status was a slew of words complaining about social media.
“Facebook ruins lives.”
Does no one agree with me? Why hasn’t anyone liked my status? It’s good right? Does it not make sense? Maybe I should reword it….
Wait. What a paradox. How hypocritical. Steven quickly thought. How silly of me. He quickly clicks the deactivate account button on facebook.
I need to tweet this.
Steven adjusts his belt.