January 2011
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words can’t describe how happy I was this morning when I came across this.
Aunt Jemima is so goddamn soulful. It’s everyone’s rumpsringa to have a black woman in they’re life. Aunt Jemima is America’s. I solute you corporate America
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IT'S TUESDAY
Which means if you’re about 15 years old you’ll be on tumblr posting pictures of your boobs. Keep on clogging up tumblr with child pornography.
Stay Classy tumblr
Stephen Hawkings
His Thoughts:
-I’m still paralyzed.. fuck.
- I should’ve taken my wheel chair with me
- This guys hands are so tender
- I’m going to throwup
Guy on lower right hand sides thoughts
- Who the fuck is this guy anyway?
- He’s going to throwup on me fuck.
Guy on lower right side:
-lol he’s still paralyzed
Woman in back:
-OMGZ STEPHEN HAWKINGZ OMGZZ I NEED HIS...
Schedule (hipster edition)
for tomorrow, January 21st 2011.
Prepare to be rudely awoken at 6:01a.m. by my all too loud iPhone 3g alarm (vintage*), it’s important to note that it will be 6:01 am because 6am is way too passe.
Hit the snooze button and roll over, only to be rudely interrupted again approximately 8 minutes later
This exchange will repeat for 22 minutes or so.
Finally leave my cot, I say cot because I...
Fuck
I just became so depressed upon viewing one single photo. It’s amazing how one simple thing can trigger my mood. BUT I MEAN
look at my hair here. It’s so long and silky and beautifully styled. I imagine myself whipping it back and fourth, back and fourth… back and fourth.
Who am I kidding I’m not an 8 year old African American child named Willow Smith.
Either way...
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
– Hemingway (via youmightfindyourself) (via turiyanaut) (via savagejen) (via fuckyeahmodernism)
ode of sorrow for my macbook
Dear macbook,
When I first got you you were wrapped in a beautiful and tight compact cardboard box which wouldn’t provide much of any type of protection, but nevertheless you were in there anyway. I unwrapped you over a year ago and you looked back at me shining with your new keys and shiny led display system. You were beautiful.
Macbook and I circa May 2009
Look at how happy we...
Oh and heres a portrait of myself and some dude,
we’re stunning.
Hello tumblr
I’m probably going to delete this and I’m also probably going to hate every moment of this…
in the meantime,
heres a nearly naked Ricky Gervais.
adios.